maanantai 7. toukokuuta 2012

Ode to Mr. Dick

There's a boy who is so wonderful (if you only knew!)
Girls who see him kinda follow him back home (fuck me!)
And the gigolo's run like spiders when he comes (yeah, to him, 'cause he is one of the guys!)
Cause he is Eros and he's Apollo (well... we'll see about that.)

Girls, with a boy like that it's serious (never ever!)
Señoritas, don't follow him (I'm telling you, do not do that mistake!)
Soon, he will eat your hearts like cereals (he only thinks so..)
Sweet lolitas, don't go (especially you! the man is a f*cking beast!)
You're still young (and probably very naive)

Every night they fall like dominoes (saw it happen last saturday! or is it only in his head..?)
How he does it, only Heaven knows (it's alcohol, you idiot..)
All the other men turn gay wherever he goes
(hahahhahhaaa! would like to see that!)
Wow!

Girls, with a boy like that it's serious
(with a penis that size you bet me!)
Señoritas, don't follow him
(I told you sooo....)
Soon, he will eat your hearts like cereals
(He is absolutely not interested in hearts)
Sweet lolitas, don't go
(go, and next weekend he will eat your baby sisters too)
You're still young
(way too to experience that!)

Yeah, with a boy like that it's serious
(after meeting him, you won't hope that even in your worst nightmaes)
Señoritas, don't go
(you, a masochist? sure, go ahead! make my day! i'll meet ya at crisis therapy)
Please don't go
(the same..i already warned you too many times)
Soon, he will eat your hearts like cereals
(the only thing he eats is protein milkshake)
Sweet lolitas, don't go
(not sure about the sweetness if you went..)
You're still young
(don't be stupid too!)
Sweet lolitas, don't go
(well, you already know what i have to say about that!)


Sanat on napattu Studio Killersin uudelta biisiltä Eros and Apollo (it's a killer!) Biisiä voi käydä kuikuilemassa täältä: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjHsLnUO1U

Tosiaan törmäsin siis, en välttämättä epäonnekseni, mutta anyways Mr. Dickiin viime viikonloppuna Helsingin yössä. Tiesin hänet kyllä assholeksi, mutta myös jäätävä lapsellisuus? (vai kulkivatko nämä yleensä käsi kädessä?) En oleta mitään vaivautunutta moikkailua, mutta ei ehkä kannata näyttää sitä henkistä ikäänsä julkisilla paikoilla niin ahkerasti. Ensi kerralla, kun satumme epähuomiossa samaan baariin, don't bother!


Yours sincerely

The Pink Lady



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